My Royal Pain Quest

(The Lakeland Knight: Book 2)

by
Laura Lond

CreateSpace, November 2011, 215 pp.
ISBN: 978-1-467-91996-8

Genre: Young Reader
Subgenres: Fantasy / Humor
Reviewed: 1/3/2012

Reviewed by: Conan Tigard

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Excerpt

Prince Kellemar came out with a leather bag over his shoulder, not very big.

"Are you bringing any food?" I asked.

"What for?" he frowned. "It's not that far, from what I understand."

"I don't know exactly how far Morgard's castle is, and the valley is large. I wouldn't count on reaching it in just a half hour. And I'm not feeding you."

"If you think I would have accepted anything from you, you're under some strange delusion. Pack some food for me," he ordered his men.

They rushed to the tents and returned with a bag twice bigger than Kellemar's.

"Not that much," he grumbled.

They brought a smaller bag and moved several items into it, some wrapped in paper, others in cloth. Still, the prince appeared reluctant to shoulder it. He glanced at Cassandra. His gaze lingered a moment, focusing into attention. I knew it had to make her uneasy, but she handled it well, standing there with a blank, I'm-on-duty expression like a servant would.

"Will you carry this for me if I pay you?" the prince asked her.

"If my master orders me to," she answered.

"I will not. My man won't be serving you."

Kellemar made a face but said nothing. Flinging the bag over his shoulder, he headed to the valley. Cassandra had our supplies ready as well; we picked them up and followed the prince.

The Tenebrous Valley greeted us with a chilly breeze. The place deserved it dreary name. It was misty and damp, fog rose from the wide river in the middle and spilled out onto the bank. The hills on both sides quickly grew into mountains, blocking the sun more and more as we went deeper in.

The prince was clearly nervous, constantly glancing over his shoulder. I knew exactly how he felt.

Some time later I noticed him look at Cassandra again. And again.

"Your face seems familiar," he said. "Have you been to Dalvanna?"

"No, I haven't."

"What's your name? Archibald?"

"Yes."

"Yes, Your Highness! I will not have a villain's servant disregard my title!"

"He will skip Your Highness if he so desires," I interfered, "and I wouldn't recommend retaliation. He is excellent with the sword."

Kellemar sneered at that. "He won't dare raise it against me."

"He will if he had my permission. And as of this moment, he does."

"Don't be ridiculous. For whatever reason, you need me alive. You won't let your servant kill me."

I smiled. "Of course not. But chopping off an ear or a hand is a different story."

That shut him up for a long time.

 

Synopsis

Jarvi the Sparkling lays in a coma in Lord Arkus' Blackriver Castle. While Jarvi sleeps, Arkus researches a way to wake a Sparkling up because Arkus spoiled the Sparkling sword (see My Sparkling Misfortune). He stumbles across some information stating that he can cleanse the sword by using it in three deeds: The Deed of Pure Hand, the Deed of Cool Mind, and the Deed of Noble Heart. Once the sword is cleansed, the sparkling will be restored, supposedly.

King Osmund send Arkus to seek out the wise hermit, Triar, who may know of some deeds that may need accomplishing. Prince Phillip insisted that Arkus take Onyx, Phillip's prized stallion, even though Arkus would not let the young prince join him on his journey. The medallion that King Osmund gave to Arkus to show to the hermit is stolen from Arkus in a tavern. A young pirate girl, Cassandra, retrieves the medallion and offers it back to Arkus for fifty gold coins. Since Arkus doesn't have that much money on him, Cassandra states that she will join him until he returns home and can pay her.

After meeting with Triar, the hermit sends Arkus to retrieve something he calls the emerald apple from Swirgs, which he claims are cunning and thieving creatures that live underground. Arkus easily finds the Swirgs and grabs the emerald apple, but then has to make a decision as to whether he should bring the magical green jewel back to Triarl. The Swirgs' Queen Wilhelmina claims that the emerald apple is theirs and that they will die without it. Arkus finally decides to let the Swirgs keep the emerald apple. As a reward for making the right decision, the Swirgs reward Arkus with a bag filled with four different colored berries. Eating a purple berry with a white one makes a person invisible for ten minutes. Eating a red berry with a white one makes a person fly for ten minutes. Eating a pink berry with a white one makes a person resistant to spells for ten minutes.

Later, after finding the real Triar, the hermit convinces Arkus that he must track down his arch-nemesis, Prince Kellemar. The prince has been sent to Tenebrous Valley by his father, King Ramian, with a package for Morgard, the ruler of the Pergalacks, a man-eating tribe. Cassandra, who has had a previous encounter with Kellemar when she stole six horses from him, disguises herself as Arkus' manservant. They spend some time gathering more of the colored berries and discover three Swirgs who need some help when the youngest of them, Reggie, is snatched away by a catcher.

After crossing through a magical portal, Arkus ends up on a small tropical island in the middle of a vast ocean. Arkus rescues Reggie and with the aid of Cassandra, they have quite the adventure getting back to the mainland. Returning Reggie to the Swirgs, Arkus and Cassandra head off to find Prince Kellemar, a man that would rather stick a sword in Arkus' gut rather than ever talk to him. After all, Kellemar has been having to hide out in white towers ever since Arkus sent the lizard monster after him.

To make matters worse, Ragnar the Gormack is determined to stop Arkus from succeeding in his quest to save Jarvi and keeps unexpectedly popping up causing a world of mischief.

My Royal Pain Quest is a the second book in The Lakeland Knight series and is Young Reader Fantasy Humorous book written by Laura Lond. This book is intended for readers ages 12 and up.

 

Review

My Royal Pain Quest is a wonderful addition to the Lakeland Knight series. I found that I enjoyed this book even more than the first one in the series. Not that I don't like Jarvi, I do. Its more that the story in this book was very interesting and had a lot of different adventures in it that really kept me wondering that would happen next. I do like Jarvi a lot and I am sure that he will be in the next book.

Lord Arkus, a man that really wants to be the worst villain in the land, is not succeeding very well. He is forced to travel with Cassandra, a female pirate, who wants the money he owes her. Their relationship changes on their journey and soon Arkus find himself relying on her cunning and fighting ability. I found Cassandra to be a nice addition to the series and look forward to getting to know her better in future books, as she is here to stay.

Laura Lond has created quite a fantastic series in the Lakeland Knight. Lord Arkus is a wonderful villain that all readers will cheer for. Wait! Did I say "villain?" Even though Arkus would throw me in a dungeon for saying this, he is not a villain. He is the HERO in this series. He may think he is a villain, but he is not. As for Jarvi, he wasn't really in this story at all. Cassandra promises to be an interesting character that young readers will really enjoy learning more about. I really only have praise for this terrific series that makes me smile as I flip through the pages enjoying the adventures of the Lakeland Knight.

Overall, My Royal Pain Quest is an excellent story that will leave the readers begging for more of Lord Arkus' adventures. I know that I will be waiting anxiously for the next book to come out. I cannot wait to see what kind of trouble Lord Arkus finds himself in next time.

I rated this book a 9 out of 10.

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