Expert Assistance

by
Robert Collins

Create Space, January 2007, 169 pp.
ISBN: 978-1-45654-008-4

Genre: Science Fiction

Subgenre: Space Opera / Humor
Reviewed: 11/6/2011

Reviewed by: Conan Tigard

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Excerpt

"Oh. So there aren't any guards we can bribe? No weapons we can take?"

"No."

"Maxis does have a personal guard," Odin added, "but it only consists of twelve persons, and only four are on duty per shift. These persons appear to be armed with sidearms. I found no traces of heavy weaponry."

"As could be expected," Jake said.

"What about the drug plant?" Evvie asked. "Y'know, where they make the drugs to suppress the rebelling urges in the people?"

Jake rolled his eyes. Well, at least she'smanaged to do some research about revolutions after agreeing to help. Too bad for her "research" means watching hokey old videos, not reading actual history.

"Evvie, something like that only occurs in fiction. Reality is not like that."

"Actually, Jake, you are incorrect," Odin interrupted. "I call your attention to that large room on level six."

"That's food processing."

"Yes. I previously discovered hardware and software tied into the main food processing systems. I investigated them thoroughly. They are used for the specific purpose of injecting chemicals into a food supply system."

That explains why Odin hedged a couple days ago, Jake mused.

"Such systems are typical of mental institutions housing dangerous individuals," Odin continued. "They prevent ordinary nurses, visitors, and other unqualified personnel from being placed in threatening situations. They are admirable safety measures, accepted by every civilized government."

"Okay. What are they doing here?"

"Since there are no facilities for housing the mentally ill, the only logical conclusion is that these systems are used to inject chemicals into the workers' food and drink."

"Y'see?" Evvie said.

Jake ignored her. "So what chemical or chemicals are being injected, Odin?"

"I was able to uncover shipping records for only one chemical. The medical name for the substance is Lypinisan Oh-Five. The more common name is 'Relaxafin.'"

"Oh, my God."

"What?" Evvie asked.

"Relaxafin. Those commercials? Y'know, the hokey ones with those formerly hyperactive kids being all nice and quiet?" He impersonated the actress who played the grateful mother in the spots, "'It's given my child his peace back.'" He then did the eerily passive kid. "'I can work with others now.'" He shook his head. "Those commercials have consistently been criticized by almost everyone as the worst broadcast spots for four years running."

"By who? I mean, they work, don't they?"

"Only in the cheesiest, stupidest way possible. The only campaign that is anywhere close to being that annoying is the one for that colonial building chain that uses that beaver."

Evvie shuddered visibly. "Don't mention that, please. That beaver creeps me out. I once had this dream--"

"Please. No."

"But--"

"No. Odin, is Maxis using that operation for what I think he's using it for?"

"It appears that it's being used to repress anger, and therefore to repress any unrest or dissension."

"Is this drug being injected in dangerous amounts?"

"Actually, it's being used in dosages well below average, and only in the adult population. That suggests the drug is being used as a minor control on the population's mental state. I should add that Relaxafin is comparatively expensive. That might also be a factor in the small dosages used."

"Geez. He can't be a little more imaginative?"

 

Synopsis

Jake Bonner is a spacer who is for hire, and is in debt. His ship, Skuld, docks at Questor Corporation's space station Q-12. The ship's computer, Odin, is self-aware and was created to be a military computer on the ship, but it refused to fight. The ship was abandoned in deep space until Jake discovered it.

Jake is looking for work and is contacted by Daniel and Clarissa Rosen. They are from the colony planet Antioch Two, a mining colony owned by Sordius Maxis. Maxis' grandfather illegally obtained the planet over 100 years ago. Maxis does not treat his miners fairly, withholds pay, secretly drugs them, and makes a profit off of their retirement. The Rosens hire Jake to help oust Maxis from power and Jake accepts the job, as long as he gets to do it his way.

Jake then receives another call. It is from Sid Kraft of Kraft, Kroft, Kretz, and Bartholomew. Sid is an agent who represents the superstar singer Evangelyne "Evvie" Martini. Jake agrees to take Evvie around to all of her concerts for the next three months. Jake's job is to make sure she doesn't get into trouble. While he is doing this, he is in contact with the Rosens and has them gathering information about Maxis' mining operation.

Evvie is only nineteen years old and has some hits songs. She is not the smartest cracker in the box. At the end of her tour, she finds out about Jake's other job to start a revolution on Antioch Two. Thinking it would help her image to be seen supporting a revolution, she convinces Jake to let her help him, as long as she isn't put into any dangerous situations. Jake reluctantly agrees.

The Rosens want to oust Maxis right away. As Jake learns more about Maxis and what he is doing to his miners, he puts a plan into motion for a bloodless revolution.

Expert Assistance is a Science Fiction novel written by Robert Collins.

 

Review

Expert Assistance is an interesting science fiction story dealing with two different stories. The two stories end up intermixing in a humorous combination of events that keep the story flowing fast and furious.

Both of the stories are interesting, and I found that I really enjoyed the social commentary about modern pop stars. Evvie is what I would consider your typical pop star. She is nineteen and really only wants to have fun. She is kind of a ditz and thinks she is the most awesome thing since buttered toast. The other story about the revolution is also very interesting, and I really like the way Robert Collins sets the pace of the story.

The characters in the story are all highly believable. The story actually reminded me of the Stainless Steel Rat books by Harry Harrison. Jake Bonner is a smart main character that I liked instantly. I enjoyed the way he had everything figured out, and I also liked that he was willing to have a bloodless revolution. In the age we live in where movies are very violent and human life just doesn't seem to have any value at all, it was nice to read a story that was smartly written and where there was very little violence.

Overall, Expert Assistance is a excellent science fiction story that I couldn't wait to get back to every night. The writing is smart, and in the future, I will definitely look for more books from this author. I would hope that there are more Jake Bonner books forthcoming. If there are, I will certainly be reading them. So, if you are looking for a highly interesting Science Fiction story, pick up a copy of Expert Assistance today. You will love it.

I rated this book a 9 out of 10.

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