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The
Phone Rang Again.
It was my mom. She didn't
even ask if it was me, but instead, immediately led with the question
"Are you okay?"
There's a way people ask
that question, teeming with the certainty that you aren't, that makes
you do a quick scan of your extremities and put the back of your hand to
your forehead just to make sure that indeed, you are, before answering
in the affirmative.
"What an idiot that man
is. I'm so mad I can't see straight."
"Mom, it's all right."
"He's just ignorant. He
has no idea what he's talking about!"
"That's why it's okay. No
serious person will take him seriously."
As we talked, it became
clear that what had my Mom especially fired up, aside from the natural
maternal instinct to defend her kid, was her recollection of the day the
ads were filmed, how upset she was to see me struggle with dyskinesias.
"I didn't even know you
were listening to his show."
"I don't," she said. "But
other people do, and they've been calling. Then I saw him imitating you
on TV and I was so livid."
"You saw him doing what?"
I said. This was the first I'd heard of this.
"He was imitating you,
making fun of you--wiggling, shaking, squirming around."
Jesus, Hunter S. Thompson
was right. When the going gets weird, the weird definitely do turn pro.
My subsequent telephone
conversation with Tracy went a long way toward keeping my head in the
right place. Sensibly, she was neither as angry as my mother nor as
baffled as I still seemed to be.
"Congratulations," she
said. "You got their attention."
Tracy, as she so often
does, had hit the nail on the head. I has the attention not only of Rush
Limbaugh and his "ditto heads," but also of those in the media and
general public drawn to the sound of their complaints. The attention had
created an opportunity to educate. I'd have to give a little more
thought as to how best capitalize on that opportunity. In the meantime,
John's first public comment on my behalf was a step in the right
direction. "It's a shameful statement. It's appallingly sad that people
who don't understand Parkinson's disease feel compelled to make these
comments. Anyone who understands the disease knows that it is because of
the medications that Parkinson's sufferers experience dyskinesias."
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