Merryll Manning:

The Health Farm Murders

by
John Howard Reid

Lulu Press, Inc., October 2008, 230 pp.

ISBN: 978-0-557-01006-6

Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Police
Reviewed: 1/13/2011

Reviewed by: Conan Tigard

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Excerpt

"So, now you know, oinker, now you know!”

She looked up, startled and frightened. “You been standin’ there long, Jimbo?”

“Not long, darl, -- but long enough! Hard to take a nap, darl, with all that squealin’ goin’ on!”

“It’s a laugh on Lambert all right. -- You hiding out in his own house all this time!” But I wasn’t laughing.

“Not all the time, oinker. I got other pals!”

“Give me your pistol, Jimbo.”

He stepped forward out of the shadow. For the first time, I had a really good look at him. Yes, definitely an inch or two shorter than me, but he had a good few pounds – at least half a stone – advantage in weight. Not that he was running to fat. He had a bit of a paunch, just enough to round out his stomach so that it matched his fleshy cheeks and jowly chin. His hair was black, but receding; his eyes dark brown, but narrow; his teeth white and straight, but his nose flat. It was not an unhandsome face, though well past the first summer of its youth. Deep worry lines had etched their way unevenly across his forehead, black hollows had semi-circled the undersides of his eyes. Outfitted in black shoes, black slacks and a black, turtle-neck jumper, he looked like an ageing but experienced, confidently sardonic thief – a man who lives on his wits and his anti-social skills!

“You’ll have to take it from me first, oinker!”

I ignored the cliché. “Just come along. I’ll phone for a cab to take us all down to Echo Point and you can give yourself up to Berwick. He’ll give you a fair hearing, especially now that I can tell him—“

“Maybe I don’t want to go, mate.”

“Don’t talk like a bloody Little Caesar! Let’s ring for a cab.”

“Yeah, come on, Jimbo,” urged Connie.

Punter spread his hands. “So I get sent up! What’s a few years?”

“It’s better than being bloody dead!” she exclaimed.

“Then what? We start our little games all over? No, darl! All the pieces are on the bloody board now. We’re just waitin’ for curtain up, the starter’s flag to fall.”

“It’s the starter’s gun you’re waiting for, Jimbo – and it’s not loaded with blanks. I’m ringing for the cab!”

Punter shook his head. He was still smiling. “Never did trust an honest copper – they’re as full of tricks as a bag of cats!”

I moved forward and laid my hand on his shoulder. “James J. Punter, it’s my duty to place you under arrest on a charge of trespass and entering. I warn you that anything—“

He turned to Connie. “Didn’t I tell ya, darl? Full o’ tricks!”

“I’ve got no choice. You said it yourself!”

He laughed. “So bloody honest ya’d risk another crack on the skull? Maybe this time I won’t be so gentle? Ahh! What’s the use? Why are we talkin’like this? In the first place, copper, I got no pistol! Never carry a gun. I’m extra careful, see!”

“What did you do with it, Jimbo?”

“I never ruddy well had it.”

“Who shot Taylor then?”

“Aren’t you the flamin’ hot-shot cop? Bloody tell me!”

 

Synopsis

In 1988, Merryll Manning, a forty-five year old Miami police officer, is visiting Australia, the place where he was born and lived until he was twelve years old. He is on the train with twelve others heading toward Sister Susan's Health Farm in Happy Valley. Merryll read an advertisement for the health farm in The Miami Sun Times and the ad promised to clean a person's system, revitalize tired cells, and set them back on the road to happiness.

On the train, Merryll meets Erasmus J. Hopkins, a Texan astrologer who likes to make himself known. He is a loud talker and seems to think that he knows everything. Merryll quickly decides that he wants nothing to do with this southern man. Arriving in Happy Valley, Merryll shares a cab with David Grey, a foreign textbook publisher whose wife was recently killed at a police roadblock.

Arriving at Sister Susan's, Merryll is shown to the room that he will be staying in and realizes that he will be sharing it with four other men. They are: George MacDonald - a thin, ascetic priest, Seldon "Zapata" Taylor - a film critic who brings a bag full of Hershey bars to the health farm, Kevin Holloway - an overweight, loud, and perpetually hungry chief pastor of the Church of the New Kingdom in Swamilands, and Russell Payne - a retired film exhibitor who used to own a movie theatre. When Payne learns who Zapata is, he refuses to stay in the room because he blames men like Zapata for driving him out of business by criticizing movies. He switches rooms with Captain Lester Jurd, a salty old retired ships captain who cannot stop talking about his many supposed adventures.

The next morning, Sister Susan informs Merryll that someone has gone through her cards. The cards have all of her guests' personal information. She is worried that one of the guests may be planning on blackmailing another, and she felt like she could tell Merryll because he is a police officer. Upon returning to his room, Merryll finds a man going through Zapata's things. Merryll grabs him and is in the process of taking him to Sister Susan when a guest opens a door and states that Russell Payne is dead. The man Merryll was escorting is able to break free and escape.

Thus begins a string of murders that will test Merryll Manning's deductive skills. As the guests are picked off one by one, Merryll must work with the local police to apprehend the murderer before he can strike again. The local police have their minds set on one person, and no matter the evidence to the contrary, will not budge in their belief of the murderer's identity. Merryll realizes that the local police will be of little help and that he must catch this villian on his own. He just hopes that he is not the next intended victim.

Merryll Manning: The Health Farm Murders is the second Merryll Manning Mystery book written by John Howard Reid. The series stars Merryll Manning, a Miami police officer.

 

Review

Merryll Manning: The Health Farm Murders is another interesting murder mystery book in the Merryll Manning series. Written in the same style that Agatha Christie employed, with many characters that could all be guilty of the crime, the reader is constantly kept guessing as to who the murderer is.

I am thankful that John Howard Reid includes a list of characters at the beginning of his books that I can refer back to. After all, there are thirteen guests, three staff members, three policemen, and three citizens to keep track of. That is a lot of people to try to remember.

The pace of the story is fairly quick and the storyline is interesting, but I do have one little problem with this series. I noticed it in the first book, but I failed to mention it in that review. Merryll Manning is supposed to be an American who was born in Australia. As I read the story, there are quite a few of Australian words that are used that do not make any sense to me. For instance, Merryll is heading toward the sports ground. What is a sports ground? I presume it is a field of some type where a sport such as soccer is played. On the way there, he passed swings and slippery-dips? I have no idea what a slippery-dip is. This is just two of many examples of editing that was not done to make this book flow better for an American audience. Each time I ran into this type of thing in the story, it broke the flow of the story as I had to try and figure out what these foreign references meant.

I do like the main character of Merryll Manning, but I still am unsure what kind of police officer he is. He sure isn't the hard-boiled detective type. I just know that he works for the Miami police department. But what does he do there? Hopefully I will find out in future books. I feel the need to be enlightened more about this character so I can feel more of a bond with him.

Overall, Merryll Manning: The Health Farm Murders is a nice addition to a murder mystery series that is definitely worth reading. There are a multitude of suspects that will keep the reader changing their mind about who the guilty party is until the end of the book. I look forward to reading about Merryll Manning's next adventure in Merryll Manning: Beachfront "Holiday". 

I rated this book a 7½ out of 10.

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