Sweet Myth-tery of Life

(Myth Adventures 10)
by
Robert Asprin

Ace, May 1995, 232 pp.
ISBN: 0-441-00194-7

Genre: Fantasy

Subgenre: Humor
Reviewed: 10/30/2009

Reviewed by: Conan Tigard

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Excerpt

"If we're heading out among the common folk, a disguise spell would be nice."

He was right of course. Even though I was used to seeing him as he actually was, a Pervect with green scales and yellow eyes, the average citizen of Possiltum still tended to react to his appearance with horror and fear . . . which is to say much the same way I reacted when I first met him.

"Sorry, Aahz."

Closing my eyes, I quickly made the necessary adjustments. Manipulating his image with my mind, I made him look like an ordinary castle guard. If anything, I made him a bit more scrawny and undernourished than average. I mean, the idea was not to intimidate people, wasn't it?

Aahz didn't even bother checking his reflection in any of the windows we passed. He seemed much more interested in prying details of my date out of me.

"Where did you find to go on this backwater dimension, anyway?" he said.

"Oh, we didn't stick around here," I said loftily. "We ducked over to Limbo. Cassandra knew a couple of clubs there and we . . . "

I suddenly noticed Aahz was no longer walking beside me. Looking back, I realized he had stopped in his tracks. His mouth was working, but no sound came out.

"Limbo?" he managed at last. "You went bar crawling on Limbo? Excuse me, partner, but I was under the impression we were persona non grata in that neck of the woods."

"I was a little worried at first," I admitted casually, which was only a little lie. As you'll recall, I had been a LOT worried. "Cassandra said she could blip us back out fast if there was any trouble, though, so I figured what the heck. As it turned out, nobody seems to be holding a grudge there. In fact, it seems I'm . . . I mean, we're . . . minor celebrates over there. That's partly why the evening ran as long as it did. Half the people we ran into wanted to buy me a drink for putting one over on the local council."

"Is that a fact?" Aahz said darkly, starting to move away. "Just who is this Cassandra person, anyway? She doesn't exactly sound like a local."

"She's not," I confirmed. "Vic set me up with her. She's a friend of his."

"Nice to know he didn't set you up with an enemy," my partner quipped. "Still in all, it seems to me . . ."

He broke off and did another double take.

"Wait a minute. Vic? The same vampire Vic that you hang around with over at the Bazaar? You mean this Cassandra babe is . . ."

"A vampire," I said with a careless shrug. The truth was, I was starting to get a bit of a kick out of shocking Aahz. "Oh, she's okay. No one you'd want to take home to mother, but . . . what's wrong?"

He craned his head around to peer at my neck from different angles.

"Just checking for bite marks," he said.

"Com'on, Aahz. There wasn't any danger of that. She was drinking her blood out of a glass last night."

"Those weren't the kind of bite marks I was checking for," he grinned. "Vamps have a rep of being pretty wild women."

 

Synopsis

Skeeve is in a pinch. Queen Hemlock of Possiltum has made three demands: First, she wants Skeeve to be her consort. Second, she has given him a month to give her an answer. Third, if Skeeve declines, she will abdicate and name Skeeve her successor. Skeeve doesn't want to rule at all, so he cannot make a decision.

Meanwhile, Guido seems to be smitten by Pookie, Skeeve's newest bodyguard who happens to be Aahz's female cousin. Luanna, a con artist from Limbo, shows up and wants some of Skeeve money so she can run some cons. Skeeve has a date with Cassandra, a vampire, who only wants to go out and party.

To top it off, Skeeve has feelings for Bunny, his personal assistant, and she has them for him, but neither are talking to each about these feelings. With time running out, Skeeve realizes that he must make some kind of a decision, he just doesn't know which way to go.

Sweet Myth-tery of Life is the tenth book of the Myth Adventures fantasy series by Robert Asprin. These books are incredibly funny fantasy tales that normally revolve around the lives of Skeeve and Aahz.

 

Review

It has been six years since I had read the last Myth book, and I am confused as to why I waited so long. I think about these characters all the time. After all, I love the Myth books and I am finally reading some of the ones I hadn't read back in the 1980's and early 1990's . . . mostly because these hadn't been written yet.

I must admit, I don't necessarily like the books that have "M.Y.T.H." in the title because those are not told from Skeeve's point of view. You see, I love Skeeve and Aahz as main characters and really only want to read books about them. As for Sweet Myth-tery of Life, I was a little disappointed that nothing much really happened in this book. No big adventures, No saving the world. Just a small decision that Skeeve had to make. Well, it is a possible life-changing decision, I guess.

This book was more like an ordinary day in the life of Skeeve. Sure, it was fun and had its funny moments, but it wasn't up to the usual hi-jinx that occur in the first novels in this series. Still, it was nice to get back to Skeeve's perspective, and the story was very enjoyable. There just wasn't the normal amount of action that I like, but I did like the fact that this feels more like the older Myth stories.

Overall, Sweet Myth-tery of Life is a great story and a nice addition to the Myth family. I only hope that there is more action in the next book, Myth-ion Improbable. I'll bet that there is.

I rated this book an 8 out of 10.

I just looked up Robert Asprin and found out that he passed away last year, in 2008. I am dreadfully sorry for loss to the world of fantasy and I will long for all the stories of Skeeve and Aahz that he will never write. I will miss him dearly. Goodbye Mr. Robert Lynn Asprin . . . you are one of my favorite writers.

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