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"I'd
like to return this kite."
"Hey, I
know you," said the clerk.
"Yeah," said
a customer. "I saw you in today's paper."
SpongeBob
had made the front page of the Bikini Bottom News. He squinted at
the headline. "'LOCAL NUTCASE TIRES TO FLY,'" he read aloud.
SpongeBob
reddened with anger. "I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams?" He
stabbed the air with his finger. "Well, they laughed at the guy who
invented lightbulbs too."
"No, they
didn't," replied the clerk.
SpongeBob
looked momentarily defeated.
"You'll
see," promised SpongeBob, making a fist. "I'll show everyone!"
Walking down
the street, SpongeBob passed a little boy fish in a propeller beanie hat
who was holding his mother's hand.
"Look,
Mommy, it's the Birdman of Bikini Bottom," said the boy fish.
"Well, I
wonder why he's still using his legs," scoffed the mom.
"C'mon,
birdman," taunted the boy fish. "Flap your wings and fly."
He and his
mom snickered.
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